Not true at all. For a movie this high profile, reviews should have been up by the Sunday before. Sausage Fest has been reviewed for Christ's sake.

It hasn't even been reviewed on Rotten Tomatoes so A) they're trying to keep it a secret or B) it sucks so hard they're delaying it like a last minute term paper.

(tugs collar) nyooohhh slow news dayyy…

Hillary strikes me more as Viceroy material.

"Yes, Mr. Thanos, we can sit you now!"

Yeah I think I'm done. The schlock and kitsch of AHS is enthralling and oddly thrilling but every season they slip in one horrifying image that fucks me up for the rest of my life, so I gotta tap out of season 6.

And if that had worked in practice, wouldn't the people be pro-military coup??

*slight tilt of head = neck snap*

Didn't watch. Would never. These look like honest-to-goodness decent people who love improve sketch comedy, which flies in the very face of what MADTV stood for.

Just rewatched "Observe and Report" and I really hope Vice Principals becomes that. The Kenny Powers saga is unimpeachable but to make Seth Rogen deliver such a bravura performance, I see it in this show. I can't wait till this show wows us.

Treason! Betrayal! A Democratic Imperator gone rogue!

To be fair, he's sharing upper management with the Moffs so he's kind of a bitch (see: Hayden Christensen). When they get blown to hell, he lets his flag fly.

Ugh (hands a dollar) Go see a Star War.

Clinton: "But I want him alive. NO disintegrations."

— @realDonaldTrump

I thought my life was free from Sonia Saraiya at this point.

Principal Brown is terrifying. Even by the end of the meeting I got the palpable impression that she knew exactly what happened to her house. And that complimenting and praying with them makes her slow burn that much more unsettling.

WELL…..that escalated quickly…

Yes-yes, uh but without the unobtainium…this time…

They can make it all about Giovanni Ribisi's character because why not at this point.