The books, right? Because after the third movie, the adaptation series falls off pretty hard.

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia and Good Will Hunting.

"I've seen her books before. They're thick. You know what else is thick?"

Then just ask to switch sandwiches with Ted Danson.

Foxy Boxing! I love Foxy Boxing! It combines my two favorite things: boxing and referees!

See? Maybe we do agree! I loved his work on The New World, and I kind of feel like I'm out on a cloud here with The Revenant.

Then we simply disagree about The Big Short, which is fine, but I didn't like that movie.

The New World especially is amazing. Like, how did he know one frame would lead into another? It's mind-boggling, that movie, and totally unlike anything I've ever seen.

It's possible you may like it, of course, but I was way out on it. And I think I'm out on Christian Bale in general. I don't care all about him or this movie and that seriously bums me out.

I've never seen Alien 3, but I was dragged along to the theater for The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button by a girl I was in love with at the time. I feel asleep. She dated another guy. They're now married. Good memories.

I know that Christ Isaak song isn't used right way, but that shot of Nicole Kidman dropping her dress is one of the greatest opening scenes ever. Timeless.

Yes, but illegally. But I liked it the least of any of Malick's works and by a considerable amount. Christian Bale just wanders around aimlessly for two hours to my eyes.

I like Fincher, but I still think he's responsible for directing the worst movie I've ever seen in a theater: The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button..

Yeah, I thought Badlands and Days Of Heaven were the reliably great movies I always thought they were, but I couldn't believe how much I had slept on The Thin Red Line and The New World. Those are his two best films, I think, and I like The Tree Of Life and To The Wonder, although I think Knight Of Cups is basically…

It's aged extremely well. Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman have never been more desirable, Stanley Kubrick has never been more interested in sex, and the 21st-century hasn't happened yet.

This is more in line with I was hoping for. Like, I almost want to double-down on someone like David Gordon Green, whose "mainstream" stuff I've seen and loved and whose "esoteric" stufff I haven't seen and have no idea about.

He's a good one, too, but I saw Sweeney Todd three times in the movie theater and I kind of feel like I've gotten my feel of him.

Alien Jesus, dude, I hope you're okay with me calling you dude, I would watch EYES WIDE SHUT during this coming week if it meant we could discuss it in another six or seven days. I love that movie a lot and just rewatched it a couple of times this past Christmas Eve.

Definitely during some of those Gaspar Noe films I was thinking, "What the hell am I doing?"

I've gone through all of his stuff already, a couple of times. I rewatched Barry Lyndon a few weeks ago actually and found it a lot funnier than I had the first time I watched it. Ryan O'Neal is such a tremendous douche bag in that movie.