Going through a filmmaker's entire filmography is fucking great and you should all do it. Since going though Lars von Trier's work last year (and loving it), I've worked my way through Alejandro Innaritu, Gaspar Noe, Mel Gibson, and as of this week Terrence Malick. It's been great. I've been on a movie-watching spree…

"AND PURIM AWAY WET!"

Can the I.T. Guy also fix the direction of the entire second-half of the series?

So I'll still be able to jerk off to it, is what you're saying?

With about ten minutes of hindsight, I realize I should have maybe not tried to make a joke about how asinine the comments on porn sites are, rather than posting a comment with "kids" and "porn" in the same sentence.

Yeah, kids should only post their dumbass opinions on PornHub.

The next picture on that person's Instagram is them with rabbit ears behind the head of that wax statue of Kevin Spacey.

I don't give a shit what those clockwise-rotating arrows and hearts mean, it's hilarious that they're only three and five of them, respectively, in the screenshot used for this Newswire. Very passive-aggressive, but I like it.

I wish I had some pork slow-cooking in some Sweet Baby Ray's right now. Fuuuuuuuuuuck. I wish I had that so badly.

I had forgotten about that sequence entirely, actually, because you're right: It stinks. It's like the ninth episode of a fourth season of Olive Kitteridge and feels totally false compared to (as you mentioned in your OP) any of the mother-son scenes. Really, both versions of that guy are well-performed (the shitty…

I think that's what Hemingway wrote just before he blew his brains out.

I'm constantly doing "Sicario" searches. Mostly for prices. I don't know if you know this, but in Mexico, Sicario means hitman.

I think Yeezus is his best album. I held out for so long on it after getting burned on My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, which I thought was pretty far from the 10.0/10 pop culture sites were touting.

It's a really special miniseries and basically anything I have to say about it boils down to, "It's amazing!"

I hope you eventually watched Olive Kitteridge, Joshua Alston. Carter Burwell's score is predictably excellent, but that miniseries is the best thing HBO has done since the first season of Eastbound & Down. That's just my opinion and I don't mean to step on anyone's toes whose owner's may have opinions of "the best"…

The streaker in Observe And Report.

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I definitely ruined that movie for a bunch of other people in the theater once it became obvious that it was just going to be Nicolas Cage finding something and then immediately determining where the next thing they needed was. I was laughing hysterically during the entire movie.

I've never known people were scared by that movie until right now, honestly. And I swear I'm not mocking you or anything. That movie was just always on at sleepovers. That and Rookie Of The Year, which you could buy in a DVD double-pack at one point.

I've watched Just Friends probably eleven or twelve times because of how much I like Ryan Reynolds. Like, that movie has a horrible premise, but eleven or twelve times is a fair estimate. I need a hobby. But Ryan Reynolds needs a hit.