Holy shit, Hall & Oates are playing in Bangor, Maine.

It very well might be. I also love AZ's verse on "Life's A Bitch," but mostly because I like to imagine that AZ and Nas were smoking a blunt beforehand in the studio and AZ was pretending to get high while Nas got fried and maybe AZ had delivered a different verse already to Nas, but then when the beat kicked in…

I always chuckle when I see his name in that show's credits. Like, Wahlberg is in the writer's room arguing for more Chalky, but Terrence Winter is just shutting him down.

I definitely want to believe Cooper cares. The Wet Hot American Summer documentary made him seem like just the best dude. It's his first work and he's instantly the most popular person on set. Everyone is drawn to him. He's like the movie's foreign exchange student.

There was a great Venture Bros. joke on the most recent episode about Billy Quizboy losing his virginity to side A of Wu-Tang Forever, which is a pretty dope album, but also way too long.

It's just like how Boardwalk Empire has that undeniable Mark Wahlberg touch, by which I mean it's undeniable that he stood to profit handsomely from that series' success as a creatively uninvolved EP.

::cracks open a Corona in celebration::

You know what? I have a ball. Perhaps your nephew would like to bounce it?

Relax, Mark, you're not Hitler in his bunker. He was really under the cosh. Mind you, at least he had a girlfriend.

Radiohead never recorded a song as good as "Sister Christian."

Too specific.

::sits on hands to pull off "The Stranger"::

I've been out getting cigarettes.

"Well, we've never done this before, but seeing as it's special circumstances and all, he says I can knock a hundred dollars off that Trucoat."

I definitely had a good time posting that comment last night when I was drunk, yeah.

Yeah, they were nice. You know when you grab a woman's breast and you feel it and it feels like a bag of sand?

Those sites are listed from most to least important, right? Bing being near the bottom kind of gives it away.

"You just earned yourself a dance with the devil, boy."
"I was hoping you'd ask me to dance, Rock!"

I removed my robe and stood before her. Taut, nubile, proud. She was much, much older than me, but her breasts… were awesome.

Me too, but 88 episodes is a lot. I mean, I have the time for it, I just wish that I didn't.