It's just fifteen seconds of Forrest Whitaker being intimidating as fuck.

The sexiest scene in Mulholland Drive isn't any of the lesbian stuff, it's the audition she has with that kind of creepy older gentleman.

That show is amazing. It's reality TV, but it's a really accurate reflection of Maine.

I haven't gotten that drunk with them. Yet.

"Malcom X was originally supposed to be directed by a white guy.

I just got an email asking me to direct an episode of New Girl!

No kidding. Now we have photographic evidence that George R.R. Martin was doing something other than writing The Winds Of Winter.

Maybe Nick Nolte, but only if we could get him to agree to do a gravely voice, and that's a big if.

No questions about The Paul Reiser Show? Like why it was such a blatant attempt to ape Curb Your Enthusiasm? Or just why in general?

Yeah, only two of those people are being blown by rams, not all eight.

They all look ready to go to me, showing off their asses like that.

This sounds like it could have just as easily been made in central Maine as Iceland. I have a couple of great uncles who look like that dude three in from the left, paranoid shifty eyes and all.

So pumped to see a white guy being given an opportunity to direct for once.

Haven't seen that one yet somehow, despite my love for Josh Brolin and John Hawkes, who are almost certaintly two of our best working actors. I'm in the process of legally obtaining a copy of it as I type this comment.

That's fair. I think, like Birdman, the movie kind of plays one note and plays it very loudly. But with The Revenant, I just happen to really love that note. It's almost pure fan service in terms of what I love about weather-influenced movies. It's an insane amount of outdoor photography in the snow and I'm way, way…

I would recommend Magic Mike XXL, which I watched for the first time earlier tonight, but I'm guessing you all have already seen it. It's an 11/10. I thought The Revenant was the best movie of 2015, but Leo never humped anyone in that movie, so I gotta give the crown to Magic Mike XXL.

Paul LePage is a stupid, stupid man. How did we elect a fucking Yahoo commenter as our governor?

And if you put a gun to my head, I know a ton of sweet hand-to-hand maneuvers to put you at a disadvantage.

I'm all out of bags. Is this cellophane from my pack of Camels fine?

Gun to my head, I can't name a single song by any of those people. And I'm 25.