She's hilarious. On one of her recent traveling adventures with her partner (this dude she went to high school with way, way back in the day and they each multiple spouses and then sort of settled on each other late in life, but it's actually not as bad as that makes it seem. He's a great dude and they're really…

And the Norse God of Winter/Snow. Fuck that guy. He should be the God of Shoveling.

Yeah, if you have anything to resolve this year, it's toning down your excellence. Like, maybe not rubbing it in quite so much.

She has a sign in her kitchen that just says, "I tried cooking with wine, but after four glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitchen."

To answer the first part of that question, no, I do not need an arbitrary calendrical checkpoint to get drunk.

My grandmother is constantly nursing this giant wine glass she got as a gift one Christmas in the evenings and it has three markings on it: Good Day, Bad Day, and Don't Even Ask. Don't Even Ask is obviously a completely full glass of wine.

That's totally fair. I used to feel the same way, but ever since getting a dog, I like running out in public. It's insane the level of good-looking people who will stop and chat with me when I'm sweating and disgusting just because of my dog. People who would never give me the time of day otherwise. He's a great…

Well said, NonUnionMexicanEquivalent. Agreed.

I feel like gyms are only okay once you're already in shape. Like, I'll run around in the woods like Bigfoot until I'm ready to not sweat a layer of bacon grease on the equipment.

It only takes about fifteen or twenty minutes for cocaine to go stale once it's been exposed to the air. It's honestly the responsible thing to do it while it's still fresh. There are sober kids in Africa who would kill for some stale coke.

Yeah, once the bottle's open, you're gonna want to finish it quickly or else it'll go bad.

And wow, you're completely right about Mulroney's character. I've been thinking about that since you posted it, and he really does just hand her over to the wolves.

Not discounting your feeling towards the movie, which I feel are totally legitimate, let me semi-drunkenly explain mine:

Next week we'll talk about how Betsy was a total bitch for blowing off Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver after he had already paid for her Swedish Marriage Manual ticket!

Walton Goggins gets to play a lot of the same notes he did during Justified. Comical. Suspicious. Angry. Defiant. Loyal. Submissive. Dominant. Narrow-minded. Open-minded. They're both a lot of things over long periods of time (respectively, for movies and TV).

Do you only want new stuff as suggestions? What about stuff from a couple of years ago? What about Enlightened? Have you watched Enlightened? If you've never watched Enlightened, you should watch Enlightened.

I feel like Theroux really wants to hang full dong and for some reason the show just won't let him.

It definitely is overly sweet, for sure, and whenever I fire up the movie I think I always think, I can't believe Kate Winslet ends up with Jack Black, but Jack Black is charming as hell in The Holiday. Like, I want that dude.

Did you know that Amy Brenneman was in Heat? Because I had completely forgotten she was until I rewatched it last week. She looks as good now as she did then, I think. And 2014-2015 Justin Theroux (although I guess they're not technically together on the show) is a much better deal than 1995 Robert De Niro.

They really are a very mean family. For most of the movie (not including the overly-contrived scene of her saying something homophobic so Craig T. Nelson can lecture her and the audience), her reactions are almost totally understandable. She's the outsider staying with a large, insular family. If she ever comes across…