That would be like rain on your wedding day: probably not a lot fun.

"Too self-referential.”

McConaughey introduced him to the pot and bongos, which only seems slightly ridiculous. I can actually imagine McConaughey smoking weed and playing bongos with some apes in his mansion.

A little difficult at first, easier as it goes along.

The only decent one I could think of was extremely racist.

"Oh god, what am I even looking at right now? What part of the body is that?"

He's the burnout ape who's also a DJ and is ultimately pretty likable.

That is wonderful to hear! He's perfect for NFY. And holy shit am I excited for some new episodes.

It's about the Night Man like, you know, filling me up and I become him. I become the spirit of the Night Man.

I think we got it that time, guys.

I'm surprised this movie wasn't just thrown at Aaron Taylor-Johnson or someone equally terrible.

Weirdly, even before Biden was VP and known as "Uncle Joe" on The Onion, I was on a bowling team and went by the name "Uncle Jesse." Like, it was literally stitched onto the shirt I wore during matches and only because I wanted it to be.

My mom got sick a few years ago, and it’s her story coupled with my story and family history and self-loathing. Dealing with her illness and telling her story and combining that in with my own angst about growing old and dying.

Good. Fantastic Mr. Fox was his last great movie. Moonrise Kingdom could have been a really interesting coming-of-age romance-adventure kind of thing, but his whimsy was totally wrong for the project, I thought (thinking now specifically of the completely ridiculous treehouse in the skinny tree), and I don't know…

I hope so. It's maybe my favorite opening to any of their movies. I love the music in it so much. The dread and then the adrenaline-pumping bass of Carter Burwell's score mixing into "Somebody To Love" is one of the coolest fucking things I've ever heard.

Right? I just feel like there's a laziness among most TV critics (and god, even calling Teti a "TV critic" feels dirty, the man's Editor-in-Chief and Best Dressed of The A.V. Club, for crying out loud!) that he completely avoids and it's the reason he's been my favorite pop culture writer since, well, I started…

The Darjeeling Limited rules. It was the best moviegoing experience I've ever had by far: I was 17 and at the height of my Wes Anderson obsession and a friend and I went to the cheap seats and saw it one day after school and were the only ones in the audience and so we ended up just getting very, very high during the…

I'm not sure if Noah Hawley was inspired by A Serious Man for the prologue to this season of Fargo, but Damon Lindelof admitted he was with The Leftovers in at least one interview he gave after the premiere.

::begins massaging Geats' shoulders::

That didn't seem like his first rodeo. He's probably been to at least one or two other rodeos.