Celebrities like 16 year old Mark Wahlberg? Who was charged with attempted murder, found guilty of assault, and served 45 days of a 2 year sentence followed by parole?

I think it's weird that people relentlessly post stuff like this any time they see the name of celebrity X who did horrible thing Z.  Matthew Broderick also attracts a lot of that thanks to his car accident.  I get the feeling you guys won't be happy until we have laws in place that prevent anyone who has ever…

Guy proclaims his individuality and right to have a unique opinion; in the same breath, he calls everybody else here part of the Borg and, apparently without exception, "cynical assholes."

I for one can't stand Malick.  Thin Red Line was 400 hours of my life I'll never get back.

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@avclub-5934f8d8c7553f3a03d2f898e03d721c:disqus  - basically your objection seems to be that people have standards.  Sorry about that.  I don't generally love movies just because there are explosions and tits in them (though I have to admit, that's ALMOST good enough).  I kind of like for them to have witty dialogue,…

Sir, I am also in on the joke.  It's my new favorite meme.  Please keep up the good work.

Good one!  Up top!

Good one!  Up top!

I doubt that it's very sensitive, don't get me wrong; but I also don't think it's going to be entirely light-hearted, based on some things I've read about it.  It seems like they're mostly going for black comedy.  Anyway I'll let you know after I've seen it, because right now we're just two blind guys arguing about…

It's almost like you completely missed both the point and the joke I was making.  SHOCKING.

Would you stop yammering on and on about facts vs. opinions?  Everybody here already understands and assumes the distinction.  When I say "that movie sucked," you can just take it as implied that THIS IS MY OPINION, because we're talking about movies.

I'll report back after I see it, because I think I want to.  The trailers for this intrigue me, the story behind it is astonishing, and the reviews are just good enough to make me think it's worth it.  I know that the movie isn't solely about Schiller and does involve the murders, so it seems unlikely that they're…

YOU ARE A MORON AND YOUR BREATH REEKS OF KETCHUP.  NOW GET OUT OF FOOD!

Mmmm, Chicago dogs.

On the top of his head.

I can get behind all the following action movies:

It's justified because his movies basically suck across the board and without exception.  Of course, I'm just the guy in here defending the movie and its reviews, what do I know.

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Zach, dude - you're a pretty funny guy, in your dorky way.  Stop trying to be a sensitive director of sensitive movies, because you suck at that.  Get on a half-hour show again and do the thing you're good at.