There was no one memo, but that's what we're doing.

METAL THREAD HERE.  Only trve kvltists allowed.

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnope.

They're STILL working the Clinton impersonator and Monica Lewinksy jokes.  Big-time hacks (which I guess places them above the mostly small-time hacks that make up most of the radio DJ population).

I freely admit to having a problem with wearing seatbelts.  Not that I object to the wearing of them - in fact, I think it's the smart thing to do.  But somehow over a lifetime of driving I haven't made a habit of it, so every other time I get in my car, I end up driving from point A to point B without one on, or…

You write the weirdest porn.

Well, he's got more free time now that LOUD is dead.

I'm confused.  Are you looking for death or black metal without lyrics about "misery/torture/apocalypse" or "demonic" lyrics, or bands with said lyrics but less "grating" musical sounds?  Either way I can help you out, but I'm not really sure what you're asking for.

Than WHAT?  I demand to be taken to this thing so that I might relieve myself upon it.

That's basically it.  Shallower and Satan-ier Blue Oyster Cult-meets-Merciful Fate, essentially.  Nothing wrong with it; some good tunes; probably not worth the many, many rave reviews, but also probably not worth the gnashing of teeth that greeted their success in many underground conclaves.

I thought she was the best character in season 1, and she's making a strong case for being the best one in season 3.  When she finally converges with everything else, it's going to be awesome.  I doubt it will just be an epic war for the entire last season - even if it's that way in the books, the show will have to be…

Speaking only for me and my wife, the reason that worked was that it seemed really obvious at first - we assumed in the first episode with the slaver talking all that shit that it would conclude with her revealing she knew what he was saying, and turn the tables psychologically.  When it didn't happen, we assumed it…

Dammit, Adams, stop getting stuff wrong:

Vince Gilligan is far better than the assortment of showrunners and mediocre writers that have worked on "Dexter."

I gave up after four seasons of The Wire.  I didn't miss anything important, did I?

Feel the same.  There's no longer a compelling reason to maintain the status quo, so maybe they'll actually do something with impact for a change.

You draw a penis on her forehead and a hand on her ear.  Then you dip her ear-hand in warm water and see if the forehead-penis pees on her nose.  And if it does, you run.  You run like hell.

He's basically a freelancing amateur cop now who does it because he's rich, he's bored, and his girlfriend works there.  Would it ever happen in reality?  Of course not.  Does it make sense in the universe of "Castle"?  Let's just say it's not one of the more unbelievable things they've asked us to swallow.

The writer of that piece is a proven nimrod who still harps on at every opportunity about how long takes are show-offy and pull viewers (read: him) out of the movie.

Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Aniston have been mentioned 8,000 times apiece by Amelie alone.