I'll be in my bunk.

Dammit, Tim.  I'm trying to work here.

She'll be fine, the little street corner strumpet.

I love this place.  I read that comment and thought, "Man, that's really inappropriate."  Then I noticed who posted it and nodded approvingly, thinking, "I take it back."

First three years of the show were amazing and endlessly rewatchable, and I say that as someone who first saw an episode of SpongeBob in his damn thirties fer cryin' out loud.  The movie was beginning of the slippage.  A lot of things just feel wrong in that movie. I laughed at it but it doesn't feel like a part of…

No, I think it looks fun as hell.  The theatrical trailer is relentlessly energetic (partly due to that well-chosen song), the cast is great, and Emma Stone is like the real-life, vaguely-attainable version of Jessica Rabbit.

The truth can only be known once they have both given me handies.  Someone make this happen.

I can't believe I can do this off the top of my head, but:

"Joey and Ross have taken part in threesomes. (EDIT: As several redditors pointed out, Ross' threesome wasn't really real. The other
woman taking part (Susan) wasn't included in Ross' stats, so the
numbers are fine. No worries. Thankfully, the universe isn't going to
implode.)"

I think they just found it easier to give Kramer the kind of wacky plots he thrived on when paired with Newman or an intern rather than a real human being.

For a long time George mostly dated women who were out of his league looks-wise, but had some kind of serious personality defect.  That was his thing.  The pretentious girl with the chopsticks in her hair; the risotto broad; the girl from the store in Queens that refinished his parents' coffee table and thought George…

I enjoy all of those episodes - they're the best out of the later, shittier years of the show.

Dawes is the new Dawes, the old Dawes, and all the Daweses in between.

Ammonia side, brotha.

Actual wit is the soul of wit.

Your username is extra, extra-appropriate.

I DO see why, and it involves a lot of little boys angry that mommy made them clean their rooms.

Walt Jr. only exists to show us more about Walt.  He's a semi-ambulatory Holly the Baby.  That may be a knock against the show to you, but it's not to me.

Why is is that the posters with the indefensibly worst tastes never complete their user profile so that I can make fun of the shitty shows they DO like?  Grumble grumble.

Ghost works a little better for me than YotG but I don't see either band as top tier.  Give me The Devil's Blood or Jex Thoth, or Hour of 13's blatant Sabbathisms, over either of 'em.