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They're separated only by the Taintbridge.

The obvious answer:

The obvious answer:

Are you?  The shift key is right there, just stretch out your pinky and hit it once in a while.

Are you?  The shift key is right there, just stretch out your pinky and hit it once in a while.

If you're trying to describe him to people that haven't heard him before, it's a constant and obvious point of reference because that's kind of what he sounds like.

If you're trying to describe him to people that haven't heard him before, it's a constant and obvious point of reference because that's kind of what he sounds like.

"Sparks" is the best.  The one after it is also very good.

"Sparks" is the best.  The one after it is also very good.

Sadly, this is the reaction a lot of people have.  I don't know why.  Graham Parker is awesome.  Think Elvis Costello, The Jam, Joe Jackson.  Then go buy "Squeezing Out Sparks," which is just one of the best punk/new wave/whatever records ever.

Sadly, this is the reaction a lot of people have.  I don't know why.  Graham Parker is awesome.  Think Elvis Costello, The Jam, Joe Jackson.  Then go buy "Squeezing Out Sparks," which is just one of the best punk/new wave/whatever records ever.

1. You're a whackadoo
2. If you feel this strongly about it, why are you still accepting money to be on it?  Fuckhead.

1. You're a whackadoo
2. If you feel this strongly about it, why are you still accepting money to be on it?  Fuckhead.

No way.  The Stones haven't put effort into anything in decades.

No way.  The Stones haven't put effort into anything in decades.

I WON'T AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME

I WON'T AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME

I sort of liked the idea of Isaak turning to Dexter and the whole obvious direction of the season changing (for once), but I felt like the writing required to get there was far too strained and rushed at once.  The Russian Terminator and his loyal murder-machine of a bodyguard can't take out two dudes, really?  And he

I sort of liked the idea of Isaak turning to Dexter and the whole obvious direction of the season changing (for once), but I felt like the writing required to get there was far too strained and rushed at once.  The Russian Terminator and his loyal murder-machine of a bodyguard can't take out two dudes, really?  And he

Nah.  (Spoilers for The Wire and Breaking Bad to follow.)