Nah.  (Spoilers for The Wire and Breaking Bad to follow.)

I think the layer of three different salty, fatty meats would beg to differ.  But in any case, if you remove the oil, mayo and cheese you're just looking at an entirely different, far less delicious sandwich.

I think the layer of three different salty, fatty meats would beg to differ.  But in any case, if you remove the oil, mayo and cheese you're just looking at an entirely different, far less delicious sandwich.

Italian subs from anywhere, but the Penn Station one is very nice for a chain.  Ham, salami, pepperoni, cheese, mayo AND oil & vinegar, and a pile of vegetables just to trick your system into not immediately shutting down as soon as the first bite hits your gullet.  My favorite was a very similar (but bigger) sandwich…

Italian subs from anywhere, but the Penn Station one is very nice for a chain.  Ham, salami, pepperoni, cheese, mayo AND oil & vinegar, and a pile of vegetables just to trick your system into not immediately shutting down as soon as the first bite hits your gullet.  My favorite was a very similar (but bigger) sandwich…

My mother did this too, and I was literally an adult before I realized lasagna was supposed to (and almost always did) contain ricotta, not cottage cheese.  It's been two decades now since I had the nasty version and I've actually forgotten what it tasted like.  Now I have a weird urge to make my next lasagna with it…

My mother did this too, and I was literally an adult before I realized lasagna was supposed to (and almost always did) contain ricotta, not cottage cheese.  It's been two decades now since I had the nasty version and I've actually forgotten what it tasted like.  Now I have a weird urge to make my next lasagna with it…

Our cat used to sit and watch me make dinner, and would happily accept (or steal) anything he could get his paws on.  The weirdest thing was that he had basically no limits.  He'd eat good-sized pieces of onion and green pepper, even lettuce.  What a weirdo.  Since he's matured and gotten more acclimated to the house,…

Our cat used to sit and watch me make dinner, and would happily accept (or steal) anything he could get his paws on.  The weirdest thing was that he had basically no limits.  He'd eat good-sized pieces of onion and green pepper, even lettuce.  What a weirdo.  Since he's matured and gotten more acclimated to the house,…

Or, go to any Irish/Scotch restaurant and order them to avoid working your entire life away on a single dish.

Or, go to any Irish/Scotch restaurant and order them to avoid working your entire life away on a single dish.

US citizens are getting fatter by the year.  Is it really a reasonable argument that we should all give up and accept it?

US citizens are getting fatter by the year.  Is it really a reasonable argument that we should all give up and accept it?

Five Guys makes a mean fast food burger.

Five Guys makes a mean fast food burger.

White Castle bacon cheeseburgers - three of those and a side of fries.  I do that more often than I should, am ashamed each time, but never fail to enjoy it.

White Castle bacon cheeseburgers - three of those and a side of fries.  I do that more often than I should, am ashamed each time, but never fail to enjoy it.

You're basically Squidward.  You know that, right?  And like Squidward, when you finally put down your organic meat on artisanal bread sandwich and try a Krabby Pat… I mean, a McRib… you will fuckin' love it, and it will consume your soul.  I guar-on-tee.

You're basically Squidward.  You know that, right?  And like Squidward, when you finally put down your organic meat on artisanal bread sandwich and try a Krabby Pat… I mean, a McRib… you will fuckin' love it, and it will consume your soul.  I guar-on-tee.

A goddamn SPOILED doberman.  Who's been giving this bastard cornbread dressing again?