Having lived in Europe, I can testify to the fact that many Europeans really don't understand how unacceptable the use of words like those are if you aren't black, and that saying you are just 'joking' isn't going to cut it. Still, those that still don't get it after I've kindly explained it deserve all they get, so…

Trekinosis and alurin: You can't take anything he says in "Rose" seriously, he's trying to impress a new companion!  But seriously, even if he does know his age they've given so many different ones out it seems silly to latch onto just one.  And even if we were to listen to him, remember rule one: the Doctor lies.

I seem to recall at the beginning of "Key to Time" Romana accuses him of losing track, and in spite of his denials it's implied that he really has.  I've always gone with that view.

Personally I think the on screen explanation about Justin Timberlake not being available is more likely, since if he was it seems likely he would have made an appearance somewhere in the episode.

"What a dick!"

My family will be watching "Menorah the Explorer" with our Chinese food.

What is the story, Wishbone? What?

It's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.

Where everybody knows your reference.

The name Shamu the revenge whale has increased my enjoyment of this show by at least 23.7%

It's interesting how Colbert's willingness to get into the non-political stuff reflects on how the Daily Show has changed over the years.  Back in the day the Daily would have had segments like the vodka tampons or that whole thing with the Dallas Airport.  The 2004 election was probably the catalyst toward moving…

And I'm commenting in order to contribute to that 10,000 so, well, comment comment comment.

"Fuck me."
"Motherfucker."
"Fuck."
"Mother. Fucker."

Being a Northampton, Massachusetts local, I'm not sure how Albert and Aunt Mimi would appall the locals. Albert's 'New Orleans is superior to everything' attitude might clash with the dominate 'New England is superior to everything' feelings at first, but they would soon gel into a 'We are superior to everything'…

What do the simple folk do?

While underrated might be the wrong word, discussing the cinematic and television potential of the First World War is hardly out of the remit of a discussion thread at a media criticism site in an article about a production based around World War I. And given the, shall we say, less serious nature of these forums,…

Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.

"This force field hologrammed to look like Filet Mignon is delicious! I'm sure it will be even better when these bits of force field disappear from my digestive system as leave!"

Good Patriotic American Jimmy Olson could have a full time reporting job right now, instead of being a cub reporter, if only that illegal Clark Kent hadn't stolen his job!

@Buckaroo: Just to be clear, I didn't mean to imply that the DS9 Holosuites weren't used very often, they obviously were and generating a great deal of latinum at that. I just meant that they didn't seem to be used for training purposes that might justify massive use of resources.