@tragically ludicrous

Maybe they rebuilt his hymen!

I thought "gay" was what Republicans deny they are when caught gobbling cock in airport bathrooms!

While Polanski was convicted of statutory rape, I fail to see how the concept of justice includes shrill calls for him to be raped in prison. That isn't justice, that's vengeance, and it has no place in a civilized society, no matter what the crime committed. Thinking that prison rape is something to be expected…

I eagerly await…
Kirsten Dunst to be brutally psychologically tortured for my entertainment on screen!

Picking up Scientology chicks!?!
Hey baby! You get my body thetans all enturbulated for you!

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I lives in a garbage can
I loves to go swimmin'
with bare naked women
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!

And discarded in the men's bathroom at the goth club by midnight.

God dammit Fritzy-poo! I knew it! Thats why I just had to sit through that shitty rom-com with Gerard Butler and a semi-realistic blow-up doll!

If Jesus is calling people to be douchebags on TV, his phone bill must be ASTRONOMICAL!

Hey! I'm a liberal arts major and I make 6 figures a year!

The correct answer to fighting multiple opponents in the dark is "spray and pray".

Hooray! I loved Avatar!
I've seen it 30 times and loved every minute of it! James Cameron could never disappoint me and I'm looking forward to buy every Director's cut and extra-special "Pandora's Box" edition of this monumental, ground-breaking movie!!!

"like a John Hughes movie with dogs"
I can hardly wait to see a Great Dane lose his virginity to the songs of "Simple Minds".

Marmaduke's "first time" goes awry when they run out of peanut butter.

I have no mouth
…and I must sue.

Say what you want about Leni Riefenstahl, she did make an ugly, short, failed Austrian painter look pretty impressive.

Ms Bell's only acting job that I took notice of was a small part as a grifter in "Deadwood". Summer Glau was cast perfectly as a dead-eyed mental invalid in "Firefly" and has been playing that part ever since.

The only real plot limitation is no cliched plot points (essentially, any "action"). You can't have flashbacks because of the limitation in shooting and editing.

It is a film style that allows the director to break the conventions of Hollywood and allow for a cinematic milieu that engenders a more naturalistic and character-focused film.