He's the only guy they could find with a name that sounds vaguely like Verhoven.

You don't feel much when you're on that much coke.

While I did enjoy the movie, it completely missed some of his more outrageous deeds. How can you not love a guy who takes a prison guard hostage, then demands a sex doll, a helicopter, and a cup of tea!

@TomWaits for Snowman -

Marmaduke didn't want to lick all the peanut butter off, but she was really insistent.

The word is "fuck" and should only be used as such. To start using "eff that" or "the F-bomb" puts you into the realm of broadcast TV "edited for content" or that creepy high school teacher who really wants to be "hip" with the kids.

Jesus! Don't give that guy any more excuses for his characters to prattle on and on and on!

I had missed seeing Willie Wonka as a child so by the time I was in my teens, when anyone talked about it and I had to admit I had never seen it, I always got the shocked reply, "You've NEVER seen Willie Wonka?!?" I began to enjoy it after a while so I could say things back like "I'm allergic to Gene Wilder" or "My…

Cautiously optimistic about what?
Are you optimistic about the possibility that you'll be able to quit having to actually write articles and can instead produce screenplays using only a photocopier?

I've added more -ing to my life!
I'm masturbating right now!

He's a chimp! He's the pope! They're detectives!
Even though I do like P&T, couldn't they have found a concept that isn't one of the most overused cliches on television?

More like a massive collapsing implosion of talent.

But if the FCC doesn't do anything…
…there could be a epidemic of microsecond covered-nipple flashing all over the airwaves!

But little plastic ships are still a mainstay of naval dominance.

That bit where Hitler dropped stuff from a Heinkel bomber over London was priceless!

Why in Russia we have solved all of our health care problems!

I think it's more like VH1 is the herpes to MTV's genital warts

Oh shit! Avatar rape is a crime?

I heard there might be a plot against Caesar. I think he should go to the Senate anyway.

Don't forget to put your skanky wife in every movie you make!