I thought Pecker was the best of his "late period" films. It was touching and more reserved with an actual message and yet with a few touches of the Waters' edge (Ride it, bitch! Ride it like a butch bottom!) And I didn't really enjoy Cecil B. Demented but mainly for being aimless and really corny. A Dirty Shame…

As a teen me and my pals found it hilarious to slow down when driving past bike Mormons and screaming "Latter days Dudes!" real loud

I'm coming after you with my Angry Whopper!

Just face reality. If Felicia Day is in any way involved with WOW there is no way anyone is going to ever get to see that carpet.

I can see the ad now
Generic pouting tarty hipster on all fours with little scraps of cloth glued suggestively on her naked body.

I don't see a problem with calling Empowered exploitative, as it does lovingly and luridly feature the main character getting her costume torn to very suggestive shreds and constantly tied up. But Warren does revel in it and plays it for laughs more often than not. The astounding thing about it is the guy can…

Novak got off scot free…
for a blatant act of treason. This and the fact that he was one of the first of the muckraking blowhard pundits is enough for me to hope his stay in hell is eternally excruciating.

This list pretty much sums up why I've actively despised Bay and his 13yo boy worldview. He's managed to take an genre (high-budget action) and actually dumb it down further. And when they make huge box office his aesthetic becomes what's sought after by other studios, with even less considerations to niceties such…

This is going to be the best Bellini Day ever!

What about remaking Camelot except make it all dark and brooding like Excalibur? And then have all the songs rearranged by Slayer.

This could only be related to Twilight
if all it does is teases and no one actually gets off.

Entertaining Vaginally Obsessed Orangutans?

So who are they going to get for the main roles?
The Bee Gees and Peter Frampton aren't doing anything.

He's gonna fuck that little dog.

They're spending $100 million on a romantic comedy. $29 million for Frost/Nixon is guerrilla film making in comparison.

Shut up, Mr. Burton! You are not brought upon this world to get it!

Worst cosplay ever!
So all I need is a grey dress shirt and black slacks and viola! I'm a vampire?

I have a rifle named Charlene!

Well, he did show that if you smack a kid hard enough, they'll become superstars.

The world would be a much nicer place….
if everyone told their stalkers to put down the knife, come out of the bushes and have a nice cup of coffee.