The too obvious answer is "I Am the Intruder"

Robotically passionless fucking in a pool of holy water?

Well now I'm worried
that Brad Pitt's Roman emperor-like life of luxury might be disturbed by him having to consider that someday he might actually die.

If I can't put up animal erections as my desktop wallpaper, then I don't want to work here!

I don't know about Farrah's corpse but after Tatum breaks out the blow anything could happen!

In the open grave on top of the casket is hotter.

Don't do it! I think by reading that interview he gave me mouth herpes.

I think it is ancient. And Chinese.

Plus, all dogs that fit in a purse are insects and must be stepped on.

I'll hate on a dead dog.

Quick! To the masturbatorium!

Why do I only LOL at the jokes that involve brutal murder?

As a good friend of my who's in the industry says to me every year, "Well, It's time to go to the Nerd Prom again!"

I absolutely love X-Box Live, not for the games but for the fact that I can scream at 12 yr olds "Your Mom felches hobos for quarters" and make them cry. Or they ask me what felching is and then I have to tell them.

@mrs. izzard

"Weep no more, bruised and battered libertarians……enjoy being raped into submission"

DiCaprio is a very bad man!
He needs to be sent to the cornfield!

sauteing a sitcom
Eeew! It tastes like canned laughter!

Show me on the poster
where Michael Jackson touched you.

The post so nice I made it twice!