I did like Dorff in Cecil B Demented and thought Coppola deserved the Oscar for Lost In Translation so maybe if I just focus on those efforts and ignore the towering mountains of shit that otherwise surround those two maybe I can work up some optimism about this new movie.

"BITCH FUCK THE FUCK YEAH"

I completely picture a blonde-highlighted ex-frat boy seeing this on a sports bar flat screen, nodding his head slowly and saying, "that's the shit right there!"

Alright then, Colonel "Bat Guano", if that is really your name….

Finally more Seaguy!
Loved the Invisibles and The Filth but could not take Morrison's recent run with DC. The surreal weirdness and schizophrenic tone of Seaguy was more in line with the psychedelic-fueled books that made me a fan.

For a child that young, go for Totoro and Kiki's Delivery Service first. Far fewer creepy, oozing, shambling masses and nightmare inducing scenes (for some reason Chihiro's parents turning into pigs always creeped me out).

Fashion tips for the recently impoverished
You'll be able to tell things are really bad when the tips change to recipes for killing and cooking a Cockapoo.

Hoodwink: I don't know. Is Clonazepam a kid's name?

Wait a second….does this mean that ratty, strung out girl I banged in the alley behind the bar wasn't really homeless, she was merely a hipster?

And just to keep it on topic, I'd like to see the Pope's Toilet. Not the real one of course…I'm sure Pope Benny is so tight sphinctered and constipated that he spends a LOT of time there.

Oh man, as a lapsed Catholic when someone brings up the didactic doctrine of the Catholic Church I just have to rant.

The Ramones could have easily sold out without latching on to Spector's "wall of sound" that drastically changed their sound. I still like Blitzkrieg Bop even though it was used in car commercials. It still sounded like The Ramones.

I don't know if the Pope shits in the woods, but I do understand that bears are catholic. That explains their soul-crushing guilt.

Justice is served
It should have happened 20 years ago for getting The Ramones to sell out.

I did always wonder why that show would start out with Judy Bloom and end up at William S Burroughs.

So what does Courtney Love "getting serious" about sobriety actually mean? That she's finally stopped shooting up into her vag?

And I'll probably download it. As illegaly as I can.

SAGE SAGE SAGE!

I had a conversation with an old pal of mine who was way into Bill Hicks just as I was back in the day. He stated that he didn't find much of his stuff funny anymore and complained he was overrated. I didn't agree but that made me go back and listen to the Hicks albums I had.

One of these things is not like the other
"…it belongs in that rare category of things I never get tired of watching. Ghostbusters, Raiders Of The Lost Ark, Alien, Blade Runner, Die Hard, Salo"