Lifetime: Justification for misogyny.

There's really only one suicide note fitting for Winona Ryder:

"How much OKeefe is in this movie?"

"It was Citizen Kane! It was Citizen Kane! IT WAAAASSSSSS CITIZEN KAAAAANNNNEEEEE!!!!

@leggomyeggo

Yoshihiro Tatsumi is one of my favorites
but man is he bleak. Some of his stories are like pondering committing suicide by slowly and dejectedly walking into the ocean until you drown.

And no one mentions his best role ever
"This is how a harem girl dances……..UHH UHH UHH UHH"

I had a roommate who was unemployed and would bring friends over on weeknights and wake me up. I'd politely tell them I had to work and keep it down and usually they would. When his employment ran out and he couldn't afford to go out, he'd throw giant hissy fits over me bringing friends over on weekend nights,…

That Obama guy was kind of entertaining
Maybe he could get is own show?

That will all be explained in "The Plan", the BSG 2 hour movie coming soon on DVD and Blu-Ray from Universal/NBC!

How 'bout you just shut your mangina, brah!

@taint

NBC can literally change the face of prime time viewing forever! They should put Leno on at 8, Conan at 9, Fallon at 10, that mugging MTV douchebag at 11, and The Masturbating Bear show at midnight!

Wait a second…..you can buy sex slaves at the Gap now?

The Rookery
5 teens, normal in most respects except they're genetically altered with penguin genes. Can these plucky heroes with their new found powers to regurgitate herring and mate for life, waddle their way into the normal world?

I am from Seattle, and while it's sad to see the PI go from a nostalgic aspect, both Seattle dailies were owned by Hearst and for all the touting of the two being "editorially separate", they barked for the same master. I only read both Seattle newspapers online these days, so other than feeling bad for the job…

I twittered her twat until she tweeted.

A new "The Rock" movie!?!
I am SO there!

Shit….I forgot I was on AVClub for a moment and instead gave you a concise academic rebuttal. I will avoid such outbursts in the future.

@ba