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Frank Falenczyk (Ben Kingsley) is a hit man for his Polish mob family in Buffalo, New York. He has a drinking problem, and when he messes up a critical assignment that puts the family business in peril, his uncle Roman Krzeminski (Philip Baker Hall), head of the family, sends him to San Francisco to…

Well, it's more than the TV editing issue. He's just generally fallen out of favor even in film circles where he should be appreciated, because inevitably to bring up his name is to launch a discussion of his personal life. Which, like a discussion of abortion, is a nearly pointless and exhausting argument best…

All the stuff said above about Weekend Update and Tough Crowd may be pretty much true, but have any of you actually seen him on stage, in a comedy club? Because as an actual standup, on a stage in a club, he's really, really funny and good at what he does.

Does anyone else think Dave Coulier was probably doing his Popeye imitation while Alanis was going down on him?

Yeah, women are capable of being far, far creepier than men…

"next to this, Spartacus looks like Rome.."

If I was in charge, I'd make it so she turns out to be a witch, but Don won't let her use her powers. And Frank Nelson should start doing cameos as every store clerk Don runs into.

I dunno, I think George Lucas sounds like he needs to get a life.

I like the part where Gregory Hines and Billy Crystal buy that bar in Key West

Because Kristen Bell is 31.

I like that they have the Scottish guy who's nearly incomprehensible to begin with try to do some sort of Spanish accent, and the French guy with a mouth full of marbles plays a Scot.

At this point I'd point out that every single person I've met in LA would call themself a "TV Geek." Though in fairness, many of them are complete sociopaths and at least a few are probably murderers.

That's the worst euphemism for Masturbation I've ever heard.

Ahem. Would that be Tarkovsky's D.P., or Tarkovsky's former A.D.?

There might be 200 self declared "Italian Jews"but anyone from Long Island and much of Jersey can tell you mixed Italian/Jewish marriages are extremely common.

According to Halakha Judaism is inherited matrilineally. So technically George is a full-on Jew.

Etan Cohen= co-writer of Idiocracy and Tropic Thunder as well as years on King of the Hill. His hands aren't un-capable.

I know Dante getting shot at the end of Clerks was the original ending and it was changed because it didn't test well or whatever, but including it really would have just ruined the movie.

I think they just might be bad writers. It's not like the men are better written. Harry Dean Stanton might have seemed so, but only because he's Harry Dean Stanton.

Weren't the brainwashers in Manchurian Candidate Chinese?
And I don't say that just because "Manchurian" is in the name, I think they capture the squad in Korea during the war and take him to China.