@ Harpo- They didn't charge the first 12 months, then it popped up on my bill. Never thought about it until then but it mostly has to do with the fact that I don't need an extra 100 ft of phone line in my place connecting to a land line I never use. And I LOVE Oxygen, and The Lifetime Movie Network.

I'm like a cinephile…
… but with small children.

I have satellite and opt not to plug it into my phone line. Sure it costs me $5 extra per month, and I can't buy pay-per-view from my TV (I can via computer but don't), but I like knowing that they have no idea what I am watching.

Jim Carrey would be great as Deadpool, as long as he lip-synchs "Welcome to the Jungle" while killing folks with radio controlled bomb-cars

Would you ask Tom Petty that question?

Mrs Izzard, here are a few suggestions of what to read outside of Boogaloo's while you wait:

True, Frito.

Wilco 2: Lawsuit Boogaloo

Hey, I'm not your guy, chief!

Hey, Lady Disdain! Havn't seen you around here before, you pretty, pretty princess. Nor have I heard or read your personal ad's ad. Nor have I read the posts alluding to said personal ad. Would you like to see the new "Star Trek" with me?

Don't get me wrong, this sounds great and is a full-bodied comppsition. But doesn't it seem to follow the Johnny Cash formula of 'Old Country covers New Rock?' Even the darkish intro and backing vocals… Perhaps R Rubin is producing this, too?

Technically Snickers bars and Haagen Das are vegetarian foods. 'Nuff said.

Damn. I'll bring the Fugees, you bring the Funyons

Welcome to the working week
This means I will have to spend an extra hour on Hulu during work each Friday! Thank goodness for the recession, freeing up extra time for me to catch up on "Lost" while collecting a paycheck

I think what Mr. Miller means is that he wrote a message to daddy that says "I love you."

Would you ask Tom Petty about Century: 1910?

They also put gravy on fries, and have bigger cans of crappier beer! You win some, you lose some, eh?

Agreed. There was a specific point when Metallica should have taken that advice. That specific point was called 1991 through April 14, 2009 3:11PM

Billy Bob is a goddam mustard tiger.

Yet with Marty Feldman it's okay…