I will not make any deals with you. I've resigned. I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own. I resign.

It takes a while to get into thesmarmy characters but once you realize it's a characture of itself it gets better. And if it is no a characture of itself I appologize and recommend a new writing staff.

Ryan Adams already went Yoko on his own albums, so no worries there!

@ Jessi- the point being that all three types rarely are seen in one man, so the Wangicly Challenged Masochist Complainer-Lover man is a very, very rare one. Just to be sure let's send it in to Dan Savage. He probably already gave the condition a name, likely based on a politician with a differing opinion than his own.

I liked his act better when it was called "Andy Kaufman doing it correctly back in the 80's"

I hid an extra "a" in there, a la Waldo. Can you find it??

That's a couple of "types" there, Jessi. 1) masochists 2) small-penised men (medically speaking, the "Wangicly Challenged") and c) a men who enjoy women complaining.

Twitter?
I hardler know her!

Korpios, can please summarize that diatribe into a single, simple, Twitter-friendly line?

Twitter has all of the self-importance of blogging with none of the content! It's like a status update for people who really care that "U R in line 4 Watchmen" OMG!

the name is "Nannerpuss," and yes, it is. and guess what? I like pancakes

My wife had one of those Fantasia parties for her bridal shower. She got conned into buying some syrupy, glittery stuff that will never get near me or the sheets. But they gave her a free pocket rocket which was nice of them.

I heard Miley Cyrus was playing Kato. I saw her audition photo a few weeks back…

Ah, yes. Cuban B.

Sounds like there's some geek love going onto between you two!

C, Hep

I can't even begin to get my mind grapes around this

What about the one where the guy discovers if he mixes a pink liquid and a blue liquid it will make photos come to life? It had some great twists while he tried to bring magazine models to life. The ending, with some of the liquid dripping onto the cover of Fangoria, stuck in my mind for years

BAAAAAAMMMM! Peanut butter and JAMMMMMMM!

Samsquanch Fest
These festivals have too many stages now. The chances of seeing the, say, six bands you want to see are slim to none. In the least you'll have to leave one stage early or arrive late. Rubbish. You're better off seeing them one-by-one when the role into your town.