Is it me or does Love Struck Bear look like that koala they rescued from the Austarialian fires? Except less cute and less lively.

I saw flaming lips in Hustler once. I sure hope that gal got some penicillin after the photo shoot…

Give yourself the treat of "The Stranger." What you do is sit on your left hand until it falls asleep. Then use your numb hand to grab and subdue a woman smaller than you, and force her to give you a handy in the back of your '95 Nissan Sentra.

Or "Givin' Up Tha Nappy Dugout." That's the way to charm a lady.

I don't care who you are, that thar is funny.

What the fuck is the internet?

The Delay
I heard that the cause of the DVD's delay in release was that they were stuck in a cargo hold on a slow boat. This time it was a slow boat FROM China.

The Ukraine is WEAK!

I saw Spongebob 3-D and it was awesome. So was the 3-D show at Hershey Park. But both were limted to about 30 minutes.

And…
… I second that!

Doobie Brother adises on defense
Jeff Baxter, guitarist for vag-rockers the Doobie Brothers, chairs the Congressional Advisory Board on Missile Defense. That is worse than Duff giving finacial advice.

I prefer Wu Investment Group, as cash does indeed rule everything around me.