This is baby #3 - I am well aware of the repercussions at this point.

I get mad when they don't. Jesus, doesn't standing in place defeat the purpose of a moving stairway?

Mrs. Exile and myself were going to have sex for the second time in seven months because she was drunk and I had just bought her an iPad for her birthday, but then the baby decided that he was not yet ready to go to sleep.

Romantic forms of exercise?

"Blah blah throw my asshole blah blah blah…"

You sound like an indie film.

Nobody ever seems to mind when I make racist comments about Occidentals.

Maybe someday refined crap can replace fossil fuels.

I overheard someone criticizing another person for being "super overly verbose." Heh.

So the AV Club commentariat is full of wannabe writers? How surprising.

Christ, you have time to RE-READ GoT?

OK, let me figure this out:

OK, but are they bringing a giant Richard Woodruff with them?

or Crazy Little Thing Called Love

We're talking about hamburger restaurants, right?

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

INDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

John Rhys-Davies

Yeah! Like, why do tampons have to come wrapped in pink, yellow, and purple flowery designs? They could easily make them look like rocket ships, or lightsabers!

Assless Chaps.