The Monument Smen

So this is like an Indiana Jones movie, but without Indiana Jones?

Please go away, Sharknado references. Your persistence is unhealthy to culture.

ha, i see what you did there…

Two days ago, a local meteorologist said, on live television, that "the sky is literally falling."

More Master and Commander, please.

Something about the way the title was written had me looking forward to the long anticipated directorial debut of Max Spielberg with Jaws 19 in 2015. Alas…

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I AM THE ONE WHO COMES COLD, AT NIGHT!

You don't say!?

Naw, that's what the internet is for!

OK everybody, this isn't funny anymore. Please stop. Everyone needs to just turn off their twitterbrain for a few minutes and reflect on what has gone wrong here.

I blame you for this.

Walt Jr has been doing Walt's blue meth the whole time. Why else would he be spending so much time with Louis?

You are the one who poops the party.

OK, I've only seen it once, but I remember seriously enjoying this movie. Somebody needs to tell me why I should not have left the theater with a positive impression. Is it really just the presence of Ashton Kutcher?

Thanks for the SPOILER warning, asshole!

Anna Gunn, for her twins? She could use some advice…

I've heard it's easier just to bleed it out.

OK, so on a scale of 1 to 10, how dirty are you, exactly? At what point is one disgusted by his own filthiness? Are you Catholic, perchance?