I see, but do the vast majority of the fans of those girl bands consist of boys or girls?

I think you should get your asshole checked. You are displaying all of the symptoms of having a large foreign object crammed deep inside of it.

She is a 23 year-old blonde who writes catchy pop songs aimed at pre-teen girls.

I disagree, vehemently, and with snark.

Graphic violence and pornography are important first steps in a young man's quest to broaden his horizons.

Desensitization. Our adults have been corrupted by an endless assault of banal music throughout our lifetimes.

The one who is grabbing that girl's boob?

Why do girls need boybands, while boys don't need girlbands?

I will always associate Metallica with Jim Breuer.

WAAAAZZZZZUUUUUUUP?

I am not very social, and i get lost in my own thoughts quite easily. My candybar Sanyo S1 phone works great at sending and receiving calls or texts when I need it to, but a phone that I could wear on my wrist would be so much more convenient.

And why do people in commercials all wear the same stupid glasses? Are they all trying to be different together? Do they realize it makes their faces interchangeable? It makes everybody look like they have a permanently furrowed brow, thus making me want to punch them.

I will continue to use my Sanyo S1 until a viable wrist phone comes to the US marketplace.

Bacon. They forgot about bacon.

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of Nazi Rosicrucians suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

I actually can't believe this made it past the pilot.

He was a thief, and a terrorist. On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice. He's dead now, and he's left Steven Spielberg in charge.

A film adaptation of a classic children's fairytale failed to get an adequate audience in theaters on opening weekend. What went wrong?

The Hobbit just made me sad.

I was excited to see Stoker after all of the hype, until I realized it was only showing in NY and LA. I live near Minneapolis. Fuck the ad blitz, what's the point? Now I'll just forget about it by the time it opens to wide release.