Tushie!

He mentions Cliffs Notes a lot.

How didn't it gets those bits wrong. When he started rambling about sex and diversity and just kept going on it was like whatching a bomb go off at a men's rights rally.

Except he also implies Finn might be gay and it was great to have a movie where the female protagonist didn't have dick on the brain.

Yes. This is pretty much it. I wish the MRA bullshit came sooner so I didn't have to waste my life, or at least waste my life doing other things.

Also Finn and Poe were busy being separated and trying to destroy a planet. When exactly where they supposedly to butt fuck?

Plinketts views on diversity and feminism are reductive.

I actually think they could've benefitted from waiting until the new trilogy is comeplete, a lot of his criticism hinges on the fact that the storytelling isn't done yet.

It's over the top but unnecessary. Just keep talking about pizza rolls, dude, and with his point in this review about Rey not catching dick, the serial killer stuff goes from funny(?) to just plain gross.

So a white male dings Star Wars because no1curr about diversity and the independent female hero didn't catch a dick? Really? The prequel reviews were on point and hilarious (and misogynistic with that sub-plot), but this was was just like, gurl, you don't get it.

I wasted an hour of my life just to see Nick discover watersports while masturbating? I was so bored.

I'm so you've been hanging around a lot of junkies have you? You know it's not like you see on those don't do drug commercials, right?

Can't a little woman just be a bad ass without people shitting all over it? All she's done is talk and give face. In what world is that "Mary Sue territory."?

So not a fan of A Knight's Tale then?

He's gonna stab her with his sword instead of stabbing her with his meat sword.

So you feel bad for a torturer?

No.

No.

Plus most of the people who saw John screw up died in battle. So which Lord's could actually call him out on it.

Why is this review trying to ruin my elation for a band of kiddie murderers, nun torture, hellfire, a rousing little bad ass, a fuckton of ships and the mother of all revelations?
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