ok

Also the mother alien looked like the kaiju in nuGodzilla. Was that subtext?

Where the hell was Eleanor Waldorf?

That was my thought too. I was, like, "Lord, somebody's gonna be chopping off a foot here."

"just that she was in a jail cell next to another guy who pumped her for information, was killed offscreen, then turned out to be the brains."

So any hair experts want to let us know how much time would pass to get her hair to look like that?

I so did not care for the lesbian Angola vice-president shit, but now I so care about the lesbian Angola vice-president shit. This episode was amazing.

You don't know how to tell a story. This was excellent.

And then in the next shot there was jam on the counter. So much jam. It was hilarious. Jam. Jam. Jam Jam Jam.

You don't see my anger because there isn't any.

I'll live.

No, but this is the second time you've used that book to inform your review, and it seems unnecessary, seeing as that it is just the pop culture thing of the moment and not something that influences the show. There are plenty of cultural references within the show to jump off from.

So did Bambi.

"One of the first lines in The Fault In Our Stars,"

I think it was a spider.

Youuuuuuuuu, ride up my thighs……

For the last time, Wayne is not a Magical Negro. He's just a guy who may
or may not be magical who also happens to be black. I'd even go as far
to say that people who say Wayne is a Magical Negro are racists who
won't allow black people to realize their full magic potential.

You've never hired a prostitute to shoot you in the chest?

You know, if you were really sorry, you wouldn't be having a circle jerk with Richard Lawson on Twitter about how oppressed you are because you're a woman of color. People were upset not because of the color of your skin, it's because you said something supremely ignorant and monstrously stupid and you decided to make…

Ugh. Her apology is so a #sorrynotsorry apology.