Once upon a time, her song "Cruisin' Love," from Straight Talk (with Laura Dern and Treat Williams) was up on YouTube. I wish I had burned it onto a CD.

I always liked that he and Rachel appear to be getting wed by the love child of Dan Castellaneta, Andrew Lloyd Webber and Christopher Guest.

He was sooo cute, and I was soooo horny! It's not fair!
*kicks ground*

Just goes to show, the idea of picking your legacy is bogus.

Totally agree with you on the variety performer category. I also feel that counting SNL hosts as guest stars weakens that category.

I once looked up everything that aired as part of The Big Event. Things started so ambitiously — Gone With The Wind, Sybil, Jesus of Nazareth, etc. — then fell apart. Sooner or Later, where Denise Miller decides to lose her virginity to Rex Smith, aired in that slot.

I dislike the idea that Alec Baldwin is apparently considered a member of SNL's cast.

Her entire family are scum. I oughta know, they're from my stomping grounds.

"The Vader-horn line features its own restrooms, vending machines and clergy!"

I'm actually not sure. I suppose I could do what Amadeus is planning and have my own site. Either that or self-publish the reviews.

It's not finished yet. I still have so much to get through (Thoughts On, my old film reviews, The Week in Journalism). This is what happens when one stops keeping a journal in the conventional sense.

Message for Amadeus, Jay S., et. al — If any when you see War for the Planet of the Apes, tell me if you also think "Bad Ape" (voice of Steve Zahn) feels a little LeBeauish. I mean, not entirely — LeBeau would never be foolish enough to look into the wrong end of binoculars, but just something about him felt that way…

It's fitting that it's coming back just as I'm archiving the Thoughts On posts from when it first ended.

Okay, now find VH1's Twilight Zone ripoff, Strange Frequency.

Damn, that's perfect.

I just looked it up — he was.

Is it "There's a Party Here in Agrabah"?

Wasn't John Rhys-Davies the voice of Dad-laddin?

I'd argue the comedy couldn't recover following "Mr. Bonestripper."

"I love teachers. You screw up, they make you do it again."