Tootsie's House of Tacos
Mad Dog and Glory's Meatball Mansion
What About Bratwurst?

No one will ever believe our prices.

No, he got to appear in the Murray episode. They even joked about it twice. Bill told Charles to "watch your mouth." Charles later made sure somebody said puck.

Gilbert had the line that I think of to this day: it's a mediocre restaurant in a great location.

Thank you, that's what I was trying to say but couldn't quite express.

Yeah, for it to work, you'd probably need to take out a large country or two. For whatever reason, my mind always goes to sudden non-violent annihilation.

Interesting. We'd probably need to lose an entire nation of people for that to really matter, but the thought comes to mind once in a while.

That always feels like the worst kind of narcissism to me, the idea that the world can't go on without you.

One thing I wonder is — how much, if any, of this could be halted by a small-scale extinction event? I'm probably trying to make a connection where there is none, but suppose the Republican health plan came true and millions of people ended up dying from lack of insurance or not repopulating (not likely, of course).…

Shh, Dik! You don't want to upset the status quo, do you?

Actually, yes. I have to imagine at least one or two were probably glad to get off that roller coaster.

I've heard of survivors envying the dead, but what is this, exactly?

For making the morning brighter
Satan for making the night time nicer
Satan for making a better world for me.

I've never seen Meatballs, but the fact that Bill reused the "It just doesn't matter" speech when he hosted SNL in 1981 (the last episode for much of Jean Doumanian's cast) delights me to no end.

That's the one! If I'm not mistaken, the exchange goes something like this:

What a clever in-joke!

It switched networks in '92.

Of all things, "Jacket" sticks out for Diane enjoying the surrealist joke while she's supposed to be taking pledges over the phone.

Interesting. I always love hearing about tie-in games.

Supposedly DOOL and Y&R's libraries are intact. P&G's archives (which they're sitting on, which is stupid, but that's a rant for another day) begin in the late '70s.