We'll replenish humanity together! Won't that be fun?

Sure, why not? I'm basically here until they turn the lights off.

I was rather proud of the ten things I wanted to say to Tom Daley that would get me slapped.

Honorable mention, Herbert the Hamster, who was secretly dealing to the Diff'rent Strokes kids.

*gives proud look at husband*
*winks at camera*

See also, Pacino.

*Cronkite voice*
And that's the way it is.

Baguette?

*Julia Roberts chases after Dermot Mulroney who chases after Cameron Diaz*

WTF? UND is in Grand Forks. There's the University of Mary in Bismarck.

Archiving Update: Up to Harry O.

*volunteers to give him a hug*
*takes off clothes to do so*

Absolutely. That's the perfect capper to that film.

Those guys who sang the theme song to Troop Beverly Hills? Yeah, they were great.
(Sometimes I forget just how awesome "California Girls" is.)

Archiving Update: Batman!

That was a good episode of MSW! A pseudo-Cape Fear early on, where he's menacing Dack Rambo.

Don'tDoWhatDonnyDon'tDoes is a bit too leisurely in coming up with lyric-based jokes.

Oh man, I vaguely remember a TV Guide article about how toxic things were on the set of My Big Fat Greek Life.

That video was weirdly intense, too. Serial killer? Stalker?

You know, I'm sure there were times where NSYNC would have prefered to sing "It's tearin' up my fart."