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How NPH's Charm (And Body) Made Up For A Lot Of Bullshit

No special guest appearance from Patti or Glenn?
(Holy crap, Patti vs. ALW would make an amazing Feud season.)

That may have been "Wordplay," a segment from the 1985 Twilight Zone. Starring Robert Klein.

Is Law and Order True Crime the lame network ripoff of American Crime Story?

Senator & Mr. Alien Jesus
Washington D.C.

I'd accept an epilogue to a mercy string of episodes.

I think this news moves Matthew Stechel to third place.

The last day is next Sunday.

Exactly! There are certain rules for small towns, although lord knows we've bent them from time to time.

If they happen after May 1, I don't take points away.

A lot of people do. But no, I'm actually 28, 29 in September.

That reminds me, I should totally score some Invisalign with the dental plan.

The Fortnight in Journalism
In the past, I’ve been treating my current job like it’s school: learn what you can and hit the road after four years. It’s now looking like six. You see, I promised myself I’d leave six months after our 150th anniversary ceremony. Well, the last major event takes place in November 2019. And

I ran out of time, so Thoughts On Northern Exposure will hopefully be able to pick back up (uninterrupted?) starting tomorrow. In the meantime, please enjoy my pre-written commentary on the 1971 Tony Awards.

Cancellation League Update
NephewOfAnarchy: 12000 points
turtleemily: 10425 points
Blatch: 10095 points
Matthew Stechel: 9785 points
sallgood_man: 9760 points
Evil Lincoln: 9470 points
Jay S.: 9080 points
Godbot: 9020 points
Plactus: 8325 points
frasierfonzie, RiverSong: 8230 points
Havalina: 8070 points
MANIMAL: 7900 points
Abigai

You'll see at midnight.

Gunsmoke ran 20 years, 1955-75.

I'm a fan of the show, but I can't disagree with a word you're saying.

Life is like a hurricane, here in Rapeburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes - it's a rape blur