True. The January cull of 2009 was epic.

It's better than why Elvis wouldn't go down on Cybill Shepherd. He claimed that was something white guys didn't do.

I've always had a soft spot for "Light My Candle."

Fuck, this is going to alter a lot of Cancellation League scores.

A Couple of White Dudes Sitting Around Talking

What is Spring Awakening, chopped liver?
(I love the show, but remember it being the fave rave when I first got into musicals.)

Personally, I think a bleep is better than bowdlerizing. For example, Glee should have had Gwyneth and the kids singing "Fuck You" rather than "Forget You."

"Fox owns up to Rent"

I guess that's why I love it so much, the faux-granola earnestness of it all.

Found it — this was the SCTV spoof I was thinking of: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Also, I take it Pasek and Paul really, really want to break an EGOT record. They've got the Oscar, are front-runners for the Tony (for the Dear Evan Hansen score) and could always pick up a Grammy for Best Musical Show Album.

With all the youthful energy they had 21 years ago …

I've said it before and I'll say it again — Grant Gustin as Pippin. Make it so!

Stop, stop! He's already dead!

It's like when Clueless has that line about Mark Wahlberg's underwear career, which I think had died out by '95. Ergo, Bieber (also a former model) must now fulfill the pattern and become an actor.

There's nothing wrong with going nowhere, AJ, but we should be going nowhere fast. It's so much better going nowhere fast.

I feel the same way with "I Wish."

The thinking man's Nicolette Sheridan: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

She played an a villainous crusader against witchcraft in Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.

Did Nolan Gerard Funk's character ever wear anything except underwear?