Too bad he didn't take a lesson from Ser Pounce!

Dat Frey Pie doh!

I think we all know Frey Pies were a legit surprise… But what about the Manderly sighting! The fatty that was promised!

It was the only straight line he had this season.

Game of Thrones has a proud Father's Day tradition, like Tyrion killing Tywin on the shitter!

It was ruff, but Jon totally got out of that dogpile!

He was definitely cribbing from the Charlize Theron playbook of running away from things that will kill you.

Yeah, he's done done.

His death was a kibble bit gratifying for sure.

Really though? Being done done because of Ser TwentyGoodmen trading in his plot armor for a magic bow? That was one last dig I could not stand.

Cue the riders of Rohan! Err, the Eyrie… It's like Roose said, "If you act like a wild dog you'll get eaten by a pack of them." Sure I don't know if that's exactly correct, but he was being poisoned by his enemies at the time.

That was a decent attempt at salvaging the simultaneous derailment of both Cleganebowl and Lady Stoneheart combined with the unceremonious offscreen death of the Blackfish… ugh, this one hurt.

Both that and goodbye Lady Stoneheart and the Blackfish died off screen. What a bitch of an episode.

CLEGANEBOWL AND STONEHEART, TWO HYPE TRAINS DERAILED IN ONE NIGHT! VALAR LESSHYPETHIS, ALL HYPE MUST DIE! Seriously though add that to Arya Stark getting Ramsay Bolton level plot armor rather than take any number of clever, less predictable turns, and the killing of one of the coolest characters in the book in an…

Anybody notice how the dent in the Mountain's armor just seems to perfectly match the spiked hammer that Lancel carries?

Yeah, I am with you on that! She knew nothing about the case and should have stuck to playing drums at bars instead of presuming to know anything about the incident… she overstepped her boundaries and the limited role she was supposed to play to make a broader, unwarranted, and unwelcome statement and she deserves…

Of course there are mitigating circumstances in every crime no matter what: rape, murder, arson, kidnapping, child sex offenses. Your state and the federal goverment all have lists of mitigating circumstances perscribed by statutes that were enacted by legislators. There are even different degrees of rape, hence why…

So I actually did that to myself with a bottle of conditioner when I was 12… can you imagine what that was like, in the days before the internet, Dan Savage, and random sympathy/horror from anonymous strangers?

VALAR DOHYPEIS, ALL MEN MUST HYPE!

The new club was honestly the best part of the episode… Long live new club!