i just read someone theorize that the ricin may be for lydia, because of her penchant for a certain type of sweetener…  i was going to dismiss it, but after the lily of the valley incident, walt is the world's most cunning poisoner.  he also knows lydia is still involved with jack and todd because he heard there is…

the strange thing is, it actually IS science fiction.  a real silenced pistol is still loud as hell.  don't believe me?  watch this youtube video of someone shooting one…

if anybody deserves to get kenarded, it's probably todd.

we missed the montage of walter white making snow angels, and his imaginary meth lab with snowman versions of jesse and todd.

I'M ANGRY AND ITALIAN AND RECKLESS, like 12 other characters on boardwalk empire.  i mean, giancarlo esposito, who was one of the most memorable villains in tv history couldn't beat aaron paul for the emmy, but he gets outdone by that performance!??!  i am seething.

[vent open] and the emmy for most derivative television villain who you'll only remember 10 years from now on some obscure trivia night at a hipster bar goes to… Bobby Cannavale! [vent closed] 

never seen the show!?!  i'm one of the 96 hour suckers, and this may be the first show that for several large chunks of it, i watched it merely because it stokes the flame of my inner hate monster.  i feel like my fellow 96 hour suckers and i are like veterans of some bizarre military campaign, in which dexter waged…

sadly, this is actually accurate.  not that wikipedia is the most trustworthy source, but those argentinians do like simple names for their periodicals.

jesse definitely goes out with a "bitch," just to ruin the continuity.

At first during his phone call to Skylar when WW was about as evil as a mastermind can be, I thought he was crazy gabbing to the police.  But realizing that in THAT episode, with ALL that was going on, this was the most brilliant stratagem, taking the heat off his family in order to crucify himself… the most amazing…

wait, couldn't we pick a character who is alive to put in the picture summarizing the episode?

actually my fave from that series was from david cross: "fuck… this little motherfucker is tasty!"

You’ve done nothing to diminish my love of Face to Face, and I’m not afraid what
anybody else says, because they are totally disconnected from reality.  They have no authority when it comes to what I want to read.  You’ve got a problem if when it comes to music, you believe that everything is everything.  Because I’m…

i know right?  i decided since all three shows air at the same time to watch breaking bad first, boardwalk empire second, and dexter third… definitely a case of diminishing returns.

richard spent essentially all of last season "on his own" until he got dragged into massacring most of gyp's men in the most badass way possible.  since jimmy died and van alden killed his partner, both those characters are on their own but act like MSG to the overall plot of whatever arc they get connected to, being…

thanks!  i got obsessed with it the moment the episode started… but i couldn't figure out saul!!!  someone help!

amazing end gun battle not withstanding, i think the show should have been devoted to meth damon's ringtones:

i like unwound as much as the next guy who graduated college in the late 90's and early 2000's but to call them THE best band of the 90's is blatant hyperbole.  they made some decent albums but none of these other than leaves turn inside you was a masterpiece and that wasn't made until the 90's were over.

Hank Schrader also sacrifices puppies.  He has a large chest of Nazi gold concealed under the purple rug in his house.  He took a big dump in my toilet and never flushed.  He's been creating a collection of rare minerals to power a doomsday laser.  When I tried to stop him, Hank Schrader gave me cancer. 

What Skylar is doing is called the ostrich defense, and it never works… I've watched enough episodes of Locked Up Abroad to know this.