It's only a model.

Your username.

Time to make the obvious joke!
*DRUMROLL*
YOU SEEM UNNECESSARY!

Coming soon to NBC: The Maya Rudolph and Paul Thomas Anderson Variety Power Hour!

This was the first DRACULA I watched, specifically because I was at one point obsessed with Frank Langella. At the time, I really should have known I was gay.

Motherfucker was not at his best health, so that might be why.

Kill Gaga.
Kill Madonna.
Kill Ke$ha.

HANNIBAL!!!

I don't want this to happen. Please don't let this happen.

And definitely not Lou Reed's.

You know what song I love? "I'm Gonna Find Out Where Ignatius P. Oppenheimer Lives and Stab Him Seven Times" by William S. Churros

This is the actual exchange:

There is no god, so this title should be thrown out the window.

I loved this episode as a whole. No further comment.

Gimme your address so I can come over to your house and fuck you and then eat you…err…I mean…cuddle.

I WANNA FUCK YOU SO HARD FOR THAT COMMENT.

Harry Dean Stanton sure doesn't remember a lot of his career. and I love him for that.

I'm watching both the MGMT performance and this and I gotta say, I'm loving it. MGMT performing a song called "Your Life is a Lie" in the getups they were wearing, the giant cowbell, it was nice.

Not necessarily, although it would be cool if someone who is an A.V. Club commenter became an intern at SNL and just dished. But that will NEVER happen…

I'm not Lorne Michaels, sir. I'm a Poor But Humble Fake Penis Expert.