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William S. Churros
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Why you bringing Thrillhouse down? He's cooler than this guy will ever be.

Louis Theroux actually made a docu called "The Most Hated Family in America" or something like that. It was very good in showing how they indoctrinate their children.

PAULA?

I've never seen that show and only know it for the ridiculous poster of a man struggling with how to hold a baby

She does exist, and her name is Andie Mcdowell.

everyone remembers Gloria Swanson more than William Holden

I know an "As Good as It Gets" reference when I see one.

"FABRAR: OH SHIT I GOT THOSE MAD HIPSTERS BURNNN (cums on Donnie Darko Special Edition DVD while watching Donnie Darko with commentary, smears cum all over comp screen) burnnn…"

I honestly think you are my favorite commenter next to YOLO Swaggins

Devo-Bottled Up

I think the issue is having a hand in creating bland lowest common denominator sitcoms like "Whitney" and "2 Broke Girls".

I seriously read one of those cast members as "Ginger Gazongas"

oh, sorry.

No, it's my idea of an interesting poem. Poetry isn't just about love. But my boyfriend did love it.

"The AI finds his poem about violently assaulting a woman charming."
Because obviously if you write a poem about assaulting women you assault women. I once wrote a poem about shooting a man's dick off after having sex with him, so that must be what I'm all about, right?

Yet again, I say fuck you and fuck your username.

You find it "funny" when activists get beaten up? Fuck you. Fuck your username. You're fucking dogshit on crabgrass.

Fuck you that wound is still fresh.

Me llamo William S. Churros. No estoy NSA. Soy muy cool.

Nice job being the 420, 069th person to make that joke.