Hey, guys, guys, GUYS, who am I?

I just came here to say that I agree with every point you made.

You don't know how much that means to me, a Poor But Humble Fake Penis Expert.

Although I enjoyed the fan made video with all the SOUL TRAIN clips, this is also great. It reminds me of Yoshiwara in Metropolis.

Okay, so we've now seen the incident from a different angle, and it looks like he didn't punch the guy. But then again, I'm just a Humble Fake Penis expert, so don't take my word for it!

THERE'S STILL TIME, DAMMIT.

WOW! Tons of obligatory "Saturday Night Dead/SNL is no longer good!" comments. I'm excited about this new cast and wish them the best of luck. Also excited about Michael Che and Tim Robinson on writing.

Ian Roberts is great, though. If you've heard him talk about being a dad, you could totally see him as Jake.

Is it called "The Orange Room" because he will be surrounded by fire?

It is really tough to be a fan of Kanye West, I tell ya.

Wow I fucking hate this. Thanks Norway.

It's hard to be an A.V. Club commentary and a Kanye West fan. So very hard.

I am honestly loving this and will not walk, but run to go see this film in its entirety.

Yayy! Luca!
(He's so adorable.)

Yeh, 'nother li'l tip: If you're gonna insult someone, at least have the decency to spell his name right.

Nice job on that antisemitism, buddy. Pat yourself on the back.

Little tip: Ya probably shouldn't write your true feelings at the end of a sarcastic rant. Also, you're wrong.

Should've got Andy Kindler on there.

I think we should all realise that these decisions are not final, even the article says "probably." Also, to the people who are making the "SATURDAY NIGHT DEAD" and "The show will suck anyway" comments:

HOLY SHIT GUYS! WE'VE GOT A COMEDIAN IN THE HOUSE!!!
And he's telling more obvious and shitty jokes.