Taylor Swift, Katie Holmes, Meryl Streep

I would question you on the "quickly" part. Seriously, have you just been waiting for the perfect time to use this? And how many of these do you have?

It's so hard to drive AND text with such short arms!

For some reason, when I first saw this headline, I though it read "Alanis Morissette".  Isn't that ironic?!

Texting and driving during the Jurassic Era: not cool.

[Tries to imagine Martin Freeman doing a Minnesotan accent]

My wife, she loves your movies!

I'd go with the mustachioed man, myself

most underrated character on The Wire?

@avclub-2d31cb28609a0ccb044e798fe73c023a:disqus man, his kids must really hate him

I'm here, I'm queer……………  now I'm over here!

He did.  They were just the same.  BTW, I love how Robert Forster's lack of knowledge of movies leads him to think getting multiple copies of the same movie is somehow beneficial.

"[Norris] also got the axe the cousins brought along when trying to kill Hank, and a DEA bomber jacket."

92%?  That's Czech Republic level certainty!

I guess the whole Cinnabon thing works out pretty well for him, then.

Between this and Rogen's sausage movie, the Apatow gang is really cornering the market on breakfast-related films.  To their casting directors: I hear RJ Mitte has some time on his hands now…

in America, we just call it "twerking"

Crazy

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Sure, it starts with snapping General Zod's neck, but next thing you know, Superman's faked his death and gone up north to become a lumberjack.