Obviously, video games are to blame here.

wearing Raiders gear is essentially the equivalent of flipping people the bird

What, no two copies of Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium option?

[runs over two Genius Bar workers with his Aztec]

with puns like this, I can tell you're a bad seed

@avclub-4b0732dd2e072509479e21645ba653b3:disqus Netflix isn't a network, but they're starting to function like one, or at the very least they're schilling out money to produce shows.

DVD sales helped bring back Arrested (sigh, and Family Guy)

Sure, the man in the $3,000 pork pie hat is just going to sit back and watch you have sex.  COME ON!!!

Luckily, we caught Apple in a pretty good mood.

Tomorrow….

Yeah, "some"…

But I thought you were a manly serial killer! [runs away sobbing]

No, he meant the showrunner

BB is about to get the Colbert bump!

sadly, it's more like "say goodbye to these"

no "Better Call Sal"?

You'll have to forgive me, I can't hear a thing.  I went to this concert at the Garden last night, and my seats were right up against the speakers.  Some heavy metal band - Metalli-something

This finally got Jerry off the boat.

So who gets custody of little Johnny?

This reminds me of that episode of 30 Rock where Jack tries to avoid having sex with Ben Affleck-ed Julianne Moore, so he sets the mood by putting on a Sousa march.  I think it would be physically impossible to have sex set to a concert march.