Simmer, @avclub-d0cf409eb912cc0cc950b41b6d892d07:disqus, simmer!

It's a Festivus miracle!

I thought this was going to be an article about how AMC decided to split each of the final two episodes in two, with the latter halves not airing til next year.  But this will do!

Thanks, Obama!

Did somebody say Wonder?

I hope she does get nominated, if for no other reason than to see what slur The Onion will live-tweet at her during the ceremony

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!

Yoda?

Great song off a very good album.  One thing that stands out to me is how many songs are in 3 - very few rock/pop are actually in triple meters, possibly because it's more difficult to have a straight-ahead groove, but The Walkmen use it very effectively on "You & Me"

"F - star - star - cunt"

"Now the Lord said, 'I am the light of the world.'  Now, he could have easily have said, 'I AM KING SHIT OF FUCK MOUNTAIN!'"

Keep fucking that chicken!

6 episodes and a movie

The Sopranos did the same thing

@avclub-8f279c77c332ff9a8c080e916cd21063:disqus It's not less than I expected, it was exactly what I expected.

I did.  I also have the BB season pass through iTunes, so I know through experience.  Anyone who got the season 5 pass at the cheaper rate than every other season and expected to get all 16 episodes really has no grounds for complaint.

"All proceeds go to benefit the Kind Campaign"

Not that I'm a corporate whore or anything, but I never really understood the outrage over this.  These past "two" seasons have been available at cheaper rates than previous seasons, so it's not as if they're trying to gouge people by making them pay double.  It ends up being a bit more per episode ($2.30/episode vs.…

Here he comes.  Here comes John Wayne. 'I'm not gonna cry about my pa.  I'm gonna build an airport, put my name on it!'  Why, Mr. White, so you can fly away from your feelings?  You can keep them bottled up, but they will come out, Mr. White, sometimes in the most unexpected… Hey, where the #$@& is my ricin cigarette?

"Don't drink and drive, kid… but if you do, give me a call!"