"John Bonham Rocks" 
I am not going to be the man that tells Brock Samson that he's wrong.

http://www.marriedtothesea….

Wow, this discussion makes me remember all kinds of weird shit that I  used to watch when I was younger.
Back in caveman times, when strange VHS tapes would be copied to the point of illegibility and passed around, my younger brother acquired one that had Faces of Death type of shit spliced with Bob Saget's America's…

It's more fun to think of the creature as Ithaqua from the Cthulhu mythos.   In this nerd's opinion, it fits more with its supernatural powers.

Hackers?  Come on, Scott, when are you going to get around to doing, Run, Lola, Run?  That's the perfect definition of a cult movie, and it's one of my personal favorites.

Theeeey booooth reached forrrr THE GUNNNN !

I suggest everyone pay their respects by visiting the bronze statue of Gazzara that's located in the quad of City College.

Okay, 9 PM on Friday.  I'll pencil that in.

Sorry, I'm one of those ignorant, back-woods fucks that doesn't own a DVR.

Yes!  I've already thought of that.  I don't know what good it will do, but I'm going to tell them to demand that NBC put it back on.

I agreed to be a Neilson watcher for a week with the intention of helping Community out.  They ended up assigning me this week, which sucks, because there's no Community to watch in February.   So is there any other show you guys want me to try to save?

Wow, you guys sure do like the moon.  Maybe one of you can tell me who wrote, "The moon rules #1" on my car?

Never heard of it.

This is a good a place as any to admit to a mistake. 
When I was a young Cheers enthusiast, Coach always annoyed the hell out of me.  I just had a low tolerance for stupid, old people I suppose.  Watching it much later, I realized what a gifted actor Nicholas Colasanto actually was and what he brought to the show. …

Susan's death bothered me because I thought she was a great actress and a great foil for George.  For example, her laugh at his request for a pre-nup still makes me smile. 
I felt that a good show was shooting itself in the foot by writing off an awesome character, and that the payoff joke, while inspired, wasn't…

I just get images of a crummy author.  :(

I know Val Kilmer is considered washed up for the most part, but he's still an awesome actor with great comic timing.  I'm thinking of the scene where he confesses to MacGruber that he also accidentally blew up his team.
MacGruber excitedly exclaims, "No shit!  That happened to you too?"
"No, because I'm not a fucking…

"I'll get some at the store!"

This is not directed at Mr. Jobs in particular, but I admit that I'm always a little relieved when a member of the super-rich elite kicks the bucket.  I keep thinking that our society is near the point where scientific breakthroughs will allow ultra-expensive anti-aging technology or gene therapy to be utilized, which…

*Tom Waits casually sidles up to the jukebox*
"Heh, 'C is for Cookie' isn't on here either."