And with a mere thought, the Archmage has transferred Kramer's seat of final repose from Olympus to Asgard. 
Such is the power of the Archmage.
(That's okay - Asgard is more interesting anyway).

Mr. Burns is by far my favorite secondary character.
Just thinking of his finger momentarily paused in front of the security button, then manically and repeatedly pushing it when he hears the word, "dog" always gets a laugh from me.

I'm not sure if this is common knowledge or not, but I'm going to put this out there just in case.
When my wife was studying to be a teacher in college, I would read through her text books and classroom materials so that I could help her study. I came upon this one large experiment that was done many years ago, and…

And Caveman was not a stinker!
(Well, I thought it was funny)

As far as gods needing to feed off of worship: Hell, I think that old school Dungeons and Dragons even did that long, long ago. A deity received 1 hp for every 100 million worshippers or something like that. If the Archmage were here, he could probably clarify it for me.

Genji, Rabin and Idiotking are correct. You are not.
Go away.

I have an almost love-hate relationship with Gaiman. He creates these great premises and settings, then doesn't execute them as well as his stories deserve. I think it comes down to Gaiman being a "very good," but not quite "great" writer. For instance, I REALLY wanted to love The Graveyard Book. The setting was…

LOVED American Gods, but I was disappointed with Good Omens, which didn't seem to be nearly as clever as it claimed to be. (However, I will always have a soft spot in my heart for "Prease to fasten sleat bert.")

@Miller
That's from Ben-Hur! Jesus backs off a Roman just as he's about to beat on Charlton Heston.

You forgot jokes about abortions.
"Has Aunt Lindsay ever been pregnant?"
"Oh, sure. Plenty of times."

I vote for "Run, Lola, Run."
(I don't think that it's been covered yet, and it is awesome).

*ask, not has
Damn elderly - losing their minds!

Damn kids!
I remember when the AV Club would has interviewees, "Who could you take in a fight?"
Still have fond memories of Seth Green's response: "Warwick Davis. I'd shake him out like a Turkish rug."

Weirton, West Virginia
Depressingly enough, I'm sure that the main reason my hometown was so attractive for filming was that, due to the collapse of the steel industry, the town hasn't changed much in the last 40 years. In fact, the film crew had to paint and clean up much of it, so that it looked "new 70s" not…

Halokitty, that was great. And the comments were funnier than the actual article. Hell, someone even pretended to be a spammer, selling thermal detonators, blasters, and the like.

Yes! I had to log in just to give you props on your wonderful choice.
"No-no-no. You're not MAD at him. You're just pointing at him"
"I-know-you. I-know-you."

"And I told him, 'Okay'."

A Mike Nelson one that's often appropriate:
"Screw you, outside."

Hanks = great comedic actor that should do more goddamn comedies instead of all the oscar-bait he insists on doing now.
"Home, crap, home."

Tasha, I predict that you with find Anathem just as dull in the middle as you did last time (and for me the book dragged in other parts, not just the middle). I kept thinking that, "This slow build can be justified if the ending pays off in a big way," but the ending made me realize that the long slog wasn't worth it.