Don't worry, Fastandsloppy - I find you amusing so I got your back (even if you do apparently force yourself on your wife every night).

I used to feel bad for Steve. I thought, "This weird-looking, little dude is only going to have Blues Clues. With an image like that, he's not going to be able to accomplish anything else for the rest of his life."
So, I was righteously pissed when they pushed him out for Joe. Now I realize that I should have…

Another Fun Fact:
Though the movie takes place in Ohio, it was actually shot in my hometown of Weirton, West Virginia. Probably because it is so economically depressed, and it still looks like the 1970's there. In fact, the crew had to go around painting buildings and fixing things up so it looked more like…

I'd take out Lexicondevil.
Because he talks like a fag.

You know, it is so sad. All your knowledge of high culture comes from Bugs Bunny cartoons.
Overture, curtains, lights,
This is it, the night of nights
No more rehearsing and nursing a part
We know every part by heart
Overture, curtains, lights
This is it, you'll hit the heights
And oh what heights we'll hit
On with the show…

No.

The music for Rocky Horror is damn good, dammit. It's a musical for crying out loud. Musicals don't generally translate well to the silver screen, but one watches them to enjoy the songs, not to critique their prop department.

Are you aware of how dry his grandma's vagina is?

*sigh* If you can't beat them…
Student Bodies had a lot of stupid humor mixed in with a lot of truly funny stuff, so I loved it. I remember the exchange student from Africa being berated for coming to school months late because he had to walk from there. Then the staff puts the poor bastard inside a garbage bag to…

LOOOOOVVVE BROKERS!
"This guy's had enough"
"Yeah, next time be careful who's car you sit on!"

C.C., this episode meant a hell of a lot to me as well, also being youngish and obsessed with dying.
I actually did used to listen to the Bible on audio tape, hoping for relief from depression, so that struck home with me. Also, I thought about how comforting it would be for someone just to chat about basketball…

I challenge the AV Club to use HELLO HOMOSEXUALS' post in their new, "We Read What You Wrote There" feature.

Does anyone know why Henry Winkler looked so pissed off in the "King Tut" video?
How can someone be contractually obligated to hold background for Steve Martin? If you think holding scenery is beneath you, just don't do it, brother. And it doesn't seem to mesh with his easy-going demeanor that he seems to truly…

I didn't care for the movie, but I do want to give the director a hug.

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Hey, Guys! You got any problems or anything? I have Airwolf. I'm just seein' if there's anything I can do to help my guys.

He definitely looks like a psychopath.
In the little spots they kept showing during the NFL games, where he's just staring at me… I thought for sure he was going to send me and my whole family to the gulag for being a capitalist sympathizer or something.

I want to play Call of Cthulhu with Claire
Sean O'Neal can come too, I guess.

Once I heard the opening chords of "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground," I knew I was going to love whatever band was responsible.

Frogwise, that's the illest rhyme that I've ever heard!