Sesame Street can go fuck itself for killing off Mr. Hooper.

Anyone that wants to know was Paranoia was like just needs to watch the movies "THX" and "Brazi" then add some absurdist Monty Python style humor on top of it.

This Radium-flavored Cold Fun doesn't look right. In fact it looks black and sludgy and there's a note sticking out of it that says, "Me and My Wine," whatever that may mean.

THE ALPHA COMPLEX SONGBOOK
(from the Paranoia module _Send in the Clones_)

"Send in the Clones" might be the greatest comedic adventure ever.

Hey, before ya leave Kroger, throw a case of I.C. Light in the buggy.

Okay, Scott.  Here's the thing.  Cult movies are the kind of movies that perhaps you haven't heard of, but that your really cool friend insists that you need to watch.   Unfortunately, you've given us a few clunkers during this feature.  For instance, if one of my friends forced me to watch Anaconda or anything with…

You should have tried fighting the speeding ticket first.  Perhaps you wouldn't have had to sell anything.

Thank you, it's great to be back. I just want to say, I wouldn't be here without the support of a very special lady; my always outrageous fiancee Selma. Take a bow, sugar beet!

There's Fillmore and there's Hayes.

Did you know that in the new, director's cut, Jason Lee shoots first?

Did you know that in the new, director's cut, Jason Lee shoots first?

I'd support it, just for the fact that we wouldn't have to deal with one of their functionally retarded governors running for president every four years.

Btw, Todd, your Pandemic board is set up incorrectly.  The center for disease control should be set up in Atlanta, not Chicago.  Geesh, no wonder you're losing all the time. 

South Park seemingly agrees: http://boardgamegeek.com/th…

I had always just assumed that it was a parody of Magic the Gathering and the like.

If many of you are put off by the idea of spending money on boardgames or finding people to game with, I recommend locating a local gaming club.  There are some huge gaming scenes in Austin, Atlanta, Columbus, and others that I'm probably missing.  In fact, members of the gaming group I go to in Columbus are…

Warren, I suggest you log into Boardgamegeek.com - you're mind will be blown.  It will be akin to someone that's never heard of science fiction stumbling into a sci-fi convention.  The board game crowd is huge and growing.  If you prefer your board games to be the conflict-oriented,…

Does 41 count?

CNightwing, I've seen that done and it takes a minimum of 8 hours and someone who's borderline autistic to manage all the bookkeeping.  I don't know whether to respect you or to avoid you.