I ran over a squirrel the other morning, too. I swear I don't like doing it but it keeps happening to me!

The worst movies I saw in the theater:

I'm pretty sure I saw Problem Child 2 at the theater, too.

I saw that in the theater opening weekend with like ten other people in the theater and we laughed our asses off at it. About the only thing I remember is the Mastodon song, though, which I still share about once a year on Facebook.

I'm with you. It's so stupid it's impossible to hate. I also loved that it existed during the Iraq War, when American conservatives were all like, "Why can't the Iraqis just be peaceful after we forcefully invaded them?"

You Dutchmen are all right! So, do all your ovens smell like farts or what's the deal with that?

I like the part where she flamethrows all her clones.

I get really sad whenever I accidentally stumble upon Anger Management and see her there.

I think del Toro's monsters in 2 were even better than the ones in Pan's Labyrinth.

I'm up for it! I don't think either of the first two are great films, by any means, but they're certainly entertaining enough that I'd see a third one.

Like, I wasn't sure what it was I hit, but I kind of thought it must have been a duck based on whereabouts it happened. The next day I drove by that and it was flattened to the pavement like a god damned cartoon character.

Ha ha, I got to see them last year. It was great.

Face!

Yes, Lenny also claims it sounds better on his phone ringtone anyway.

Jurassic World definitely looks like the type of movie that thinks that people are still really impressed with CGI cartoonery. Maybe they are, but I sure am not.

We know where all the d-bags will be this weekend.

The third time I saw it I was with my brother, and he kept checking texts during the film. I really wanted to smack him because, seriously, there is nothing on that phone that is as cool as what's up on screen.

I ran over a duck on my way home.

That's one big problem, I think. Furiosa is such a popular character a sequel would pretty much demand her, right? But I think it'd be something of a mistake to make another Mad Max movie with Furiosa front and center. Max moves on, a sequel should have a new situation with where he goes next. I definitely wouldn't…

Mad Max just makes everything look so bad. I was kind of looking forward to Jurassic World, but now every clip I see of it it just looks so much less than Mad Max, which I could be seeing for a fourth time instead of seeing umpteen CGI dinos charge around.