Hey, I knew I was right two years ago!

It's actually a rather mediocre movie, but the 15 minute scene in the UFO is one of the scariest things ever. We've gotten quite used to the grays from Communion. The aliens in Fire are just terrifying.

Barkeep, what do you have on tap?

My God, this review. I saw the movie today and, you know what, it ain't too bad. It's cute and pretty and the music is good. The script is so, so trite, though. Most of you caught onto that just fine when you read what Gwen supposedly found profound.

I definitely call some of my friends by their last names. Penis talk is generally off the table, though.

Particularly since you already know that your friend Rebecca can be more than a little bit of a flake.

Hey, Albert Tsai is a professional, man. His existence is necessary.

Bert! Tsai is such a funny young actor, I love whenever he pops up anywhere. His reaction shots to Rebecca's "Do I look hot?" were great.

Murnau's follow-up film, The Four Devils, is lost, though.

Well, you can always cut up your own red peppers and put them in it if you need to.

I was SO disappointed that the water park wasn't actually called Waterloo.

Weird to see them mentioned on The A.V. Club. I've seen them three or four times over the years. They're okay. I have a friend who's a much bigger fan than I am, which is why I have ended up seeing them so many times.

Some people in my theater were like this, too. I hate forced laughter more than anything. This movie definitely had some funny bits, but you people aren't impressing anyone.

I saw them open for They Might Be Giants of all people.

I personally didn't like the first Springtime Carnivore record too much. I don't know why someone with a voice as gorgeous as Greta Morgan's decided to record a lo-fi record. The two Gold Motel albums are up there with my all-time favorites, and all the Hush Sound albums are pretty good, too.

He was actually pretty funny in Dirty Grandpa. He and Jason Mantzoukas almost made that trainwreck almost worth watching.

What about Adam Pally?

He and Jess had my favorite exchange on this show ever.

Unpaid interns, duh.

I've seen the following in competition films: