I want to visit the screen door factory!

This might be correct, if the Venture Bros was ever actually on television.

Even the stills above are pretty difficult to see.

I'm really getting sick of not being able to see anything on this show. I have little to no idea what happened in the Arya scenes, and the Sansa scenes weren't much better. The big Dorne fight really sucked, too. Very poorly choreographed.

Frankly, I barely remember what it was about except for that I was bored as Hell.

Don't see it in 3D. It was not filmed in 3D and was meant for 2D.

Yes, and he witnessed her aim in the earlier scene where she sniped the motorcycle guys right over the girls' shoulders.

It's definitely the actresses that have me most interested.

If you look across the board with how critics are rating the films in competition, the only one to get more or less universal praise is Haynes' Carol. IV's is by far the worst review I've read of it, and even he's on the positive side. IV's view of The Lobster is about as high as I've seen that one rated. Most have…

Asshole!

Or that.

[milk gotten from the breasts of gigantic women hooked up to pumps]

If I'm ever to give the movie version of Tinker Tailor a second chance, I'll have to watch the miniseries first.

Elysium wasn't too bad, really. Matt Damon was really good in it. Snowpiercer definitely had some silliness, but it was so beautifully directed that I can forgive most of its flaws (it does end rather poorly, though). It was definitley one of my favorite of last year. Tinker Tailor was probably the only film I've ever…

Sweet, sweet Cannes!

Mmm, young Heather Graham.

I like where you're going with that word, but McCocalypse is so much better.

Well, they never caught him (as far as I know, there's no footage of Penn wandering around New Orleans helping trapped people), but he did it nonetheless.

Definitely worth seeing. I wouldn't recommend his following feature, Alps, though.

You even mentioned potbellied Colin Firth! Those bastards!