Homer wouldn't break laws for alcohol? What friggin' show is he watching?

It must have been that bean I had for dinner.

I'm pretty sure I got it slightly more right than you did, but I know I still got it wrong.

But Chief, you haven't even touched your banana kaboom!

When I was a kid, I always just assumed it was an impression.

I going to join you, and I might be the only one, in liking Justin Long on this show. I gasped with delight when he popped up again.

I like Lugesh (I think that's the coach's name) giving the girls their cats back. "I had a dog!" "Is cat now!" I also kind of like Homer's reply to Lisa's question "Who wants to wear tights and get screamed at?" "Well, hookers and Spider-Man," although I find it kind of odd that he'd mention hookers to his eight year…

Little Girl in the Big Ten might be my least favorite episode up to the HD era.

I've always been surprised that Skinner let Ralph take the action figures home. I had always suspected he wanted to steal them.

OH GOD! STOP!

I hope you didn't brain your damage.

I kind of hate the joke (and, yes, I'm aware I JUST referenced it above, and in reference to you, and I'm deeply ashamed, but it was just too easy). I have a vivid memory of the jabbering jackasses on a local morning zoo show describing it and laughing their asses off.

I always thought it was just [annoyed grunt]

He'd really like to get it taken care of now.

Traditionally, middel school is a school with grades 6-8, where junior high is grades 7-9.

Well, that didn't deserve to win.

Just the way you like it.

The very best joke of this episode is that the 911 people had previously responded to a leprechaun fight.

Why would the ambassador do such a thing?

Yeah, I never bought that anyone would allow an 8 year-old to babysit. It reminds me of a later episode that I really, really despise, the one where Lisa is mistaken for a college student. I can accept some stretches of reality, but this is just way too much.