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I like that idea more than I want to admit.  Can it culminate in a ladder factory where Jackie Chan has to protect/carry the vigilante's infant child, while pretending to threaten it?

I think he should just do every movie Tommy Lee Jones did, because he's making some good money that way.

I've mentioned it before here on the AVC, but my dream-Batman project is the Dark Knight Returns with a twist:  it's set in Hong Kong, and stars Jackie Chan as Bruce Nguyen.

Not my first choice, but could have been interesting at least.  Might have sold me on "grizzled, experienced" Batman more than Affleck.

When I saw this title, I assumed it meant Canada and that they would use poutine instead.

Maybe he just posted it somewhere else and you didn't notice?

We don't yet know the full extent of his father's success with cloning.  Unreliable narrator though he may be, Doc says that his father never figured out all the kinks.  14 or 15 sets of Venture Brothers later, Rusty's really looking competitive here.

Hey, I think we can all agree that the whole "clones" thing worked out pretty well for Doc V.  Also, he spat in the face of death (twice!), perfected the joy can, and is at this point a better father than his own.

I think you're abusing the terms "kneejerk" and "unfounded" here.  I'd say most of us have a bunch of reasons and motives to dislike U2.

God I'm so glad I'm not the only person who remembers that.  Wasn't it awesome?  Or terrible?  Man, who even knows anymore.

It's misogynist because Tumblr doesn't have the energy to actually change laws or fight battles for equality, so they'll just categorize the flaws of pop culture.

Maybe Dave should invest in a nice tiger? I'd pay 35 dollars to see Dave get fed up trying to do stand-up for a tiger.

I guess I'll need some actual evidence of it, as opposed to you being grumpy and ranting about how fake he is.

OR because he's Catholic of some sort?  And that can actually be pretty relevant to a lot of the stuff he writes about?

You sound like the kind of guy who gets upset over fake nerd girls.

It's gonna be one helluva Shoah.

Scroll up a bit, dogweed.

"I watch a cartoon and therefore have access to the true power of my positive emotions"

Noelle, the argument isn't about whether or not the whole fandom is sexually obsessed, it's whether or not a disproportionate per cent of the fandom is sexually obsessed.

Speaking as one of the two people who actually likes Waterworld, I would watch the shit out of that.